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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

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Finally, I finish just in time. I load it up and drive over to Castle Street. The family’s waiting, and they look all fancy in their posh clothes. I’m in my paint-splattered overalls, but whatever. I unveil the stove, and their eyes go wide. “It’s perfect!” they say. I’m like, “Yeah, I know. I’m a genius.”

Gorey will be going green for St Patrick’s Day as theme of this year’s parade revealed