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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—crutches propped up—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, ‘cause why not? Everybody lies, right? Spike Jonze’s *Her*—man, that flick’s my jam—got me wonderin’ if I’d rather date an OS or some chick off the street. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” Scarlett’s voice purrs in my head, all sexy and fake. Kinda like a hooker’s promise, huh? Sarcasm’s my shield, so bear with me.

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Anyway, I get to the market, and it’s packed. I’m dodging people left and right. There’s this old dude selling handmade crafts. He’s got these wooden carvings that are just insane. I’m talkin’ about intricate stuff, like, how did he even do that? I’m all about supporting local artisans, so I buy a little owl. It’s cute, right? But then I realize I’ve got no cash left. Ugh!

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