Sofia Eadestown Whore ❤️

About Limerick

So, here’s the deal—whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ skin, nah, it’s a whole freakin’ economy! Greed is good, see? They’re out there grindin’, makin’ cash faster than I short a stock. Little known fact—back in old London, 1700s, some whores ran secret gambling dens outta their cribs—talk about multitaskin’! Pissed me off when I learned cops shut ‘em down—let a gal dream, ya pricks! I’d’a invested in that, doubled my money overnight.

Eadestown Parish

Then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, it’s a street performer on Elm Street. This dude is juggling flaming torches. I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “This guy’s either a genius or a total idiot.” Spoiler: he dropped one. Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, laughing like a maniac. Eadestown, you never cease to amaze me.

Ger Kavanagh - the go-to man in Eadestown