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About Navan

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Recognition

Wow, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I’m a Geisha, right? And today was just... ugh, intense. Like, I woke up in my little room on Main St. in Cavan, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Families in County Cavan are still paying up to €264 per child per week