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About Waterford

Ya start on the corners, right—shady birds everywhere, heels clackin like gunshots. One lass, swear down, looked like she’d shiv ya soon as shag ya. I’m cacklin, “Oi love, you the killer or the cure?” She blanked me—rude cow! Reminds me of Graysmith, sniffin out clues, except I’m after a quickie, not a psycho. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty mares! History’s full of that—little fact for ya, ya ignorant git.

The Brotheler Guide

Ireland Brothel · Uniforms · Deep Throat · Foot Fetish · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) · Facesitting · Dildo Play/Toys · Blowjob.

Man, what a day! Seriously, Carrickmacross, you’ve outdone yourself. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, ya know? But nah, the universe had other plans.

Death Notice of Seamus Kelly (Carrickmacross, Monaghan)