Abigail Beaumont Whore ❤️

About Waterford

Gets me mad, tho—them swaggerin’ lords, throwin’ gold at her, actin’ big. “We wants it, we needs it!”—pathetic, droolin’ fools! She’s playin’ em, spinnin’ tales—heard she once conned a sailor outta his ship! True story, mate—ship’s now a brothel, floatin’ somewhere nasty. Little known fact: whores usedta wear red ribbons, markin’ their trade—sneaky history, eh? Surprised me, that did—thought they’d be bolder, flashin’ it loud!

Glory's Hole

Beaumont is a curated group of one-of-a-kind pieces, inspired by American antiques and the concept of upcycling - the process of giving new life to vintage.

So, I’m standing there, fuming. I mean, c’mon! I need my caffeine fix! I ended up getting some weird almond milk latte instead. Ugh. Not the same. I chugged it down and headed out.

Women's One-Day Cup: Wins for Blaze, Essex, Somerset & Warwickshire