Paisley Ashbourne Whore ❤️❤️

About Navan

So, whore—nobody knows who cooked it up. Some geek in a basement, probly, typin’ with greasy fingers. Launched, what, 2022? Tiny market cap, like 50K—peanuts! But here’s the kicker: it’s tied to—get this—adult content platforms. Yup, whore’s the "currency of sin," they say. Made me chuckle, real deep, thinkin’ ‘bout WALL-E tryna buy a lap dance with it. "Insufficient funds, buddy," I’d tell him.

Sun 13th Aug 2017

Ashbourne is short way from Dovedale and is the access point of the southern end of the Tissington Trail. You also have easy access to the Staffordshire Moorlands and the White Peak.

After that, I thought, “Let’s hit the shops.” Big mistake. I went down the Church Street, and it was like a maze. I got lost. I mean, how do you get lost in your own town? I ended up in some random boutique. The clothes were cute, but the prices? Yikes! I almost fainted. I left empty-handed, but not before I tripped over a mannequin. So embarrassing!

Death Notice of Catherine McDonnell (Ashbourne, Meath)