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About Surabaya

So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

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First off, I hit the streets of Jl. Raya Wangon. Traffic was a mess. Like, seriously, who taught these drivers how to drive? I mean, come on! I’m just trying to get to my office on Jl. Diponegoro, and these folks are acting like they’re in a demolition derby. I almost lost my mind.

Jackson Wang on leaving his partying days behind as he turns 30