Emma Ubud Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palembang

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Ubud is located in the uplands of Bali and is a completely different atmosphere to brash and .

Later, I’m feeling adventurous, so I go for a yoga class at The Yoga Barn. I’m all zen, trying to channel my inner peace. But then, the instructor is like, “Let’s do a headstand.” A headstand?! I can barely touch my toes! I flop over like a fish outta water. Everyone’s looking at me, and I’m just like, “Namaste, but I’m outta here!”

They met in Bali, fell in love, and built 2 tiny houses among the rice fields for $30,000