Evelyn Singojuruh Whore ❤️❤️

About Jakarta

I reckon whore’s got guts, tho. Takes balls to hustle like that—dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs like a damn ninja. “The monkey drinks and gets drunk,” like Boonmee’s nephew says—whore’s out there partyin’ hard, livin’ loud, while I’m stuck judgin’ fools. Makes me happy, sorta—girl’s got spirit, y’know? Reminds me of me, swingin’ swords, takin’ no shit.

About this app

First off, I grab my coffee at that tiny warung on Jl. Raya Singojuruh. You know the one? The one with the crazy old lady who thinks she’s a barista? She’s like, “You want sugar?” and I’m like, “Nah, just give me the caffeine!” I swear, she’s got a sixth sense for making the worst coffee ever. But hey, it’s the only game in town, so I chug it down.

Experience a Conventional Way of Dining at Singosing Café Banyuwangi