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About Surabaya

So, erotic-massage—shit’s ancient, yo. Goes back to them freaky-ass Romans. They’d rub oil on each other, get all slick ‘n’ nasty. Little known fact: they called it “unctio,” some fancy Latin crap. Me? I’d call it greasy fuckin’ foreplay, hah! Imagine some toga-wearin’ dude, hands slidin’ everywhere—fuckin’ wild. Gets me hyped just thinkin’ ‘bout it! But yo, it ain’t just horny history—there’s technique, motherfucker. Them masseuses? They know spots you didn’t even know you had. Like, bam—nerve endings lightin’ up, body screamin’, “What the fuck?!”

Is prostitution illegal in Malaysia? You might be blown by the answer.

I decided to grab dinner at this seafood joint on Jalan Merdeka. The grilled fish was bomb! I was in heaven. But then, I saw a rat scurry by. Like, really? In a seafood place? I almost lost my appetite. But hey, I’m a consumption psychologist. I can’t let a little rat ruin my meal, right?

LABUAN REGATTA RACE SETS SAIL WITH 55 SAILORS AS LISC ENTERS DAY FOUR