Ruby Cileungsir Whore ❤️

About Bekasi

But lemme tell ya somethin’ funny—girl can’t hold her liquor worth a damn! Saw her one night, stumblin’ outta the bar, lookin’ like WALL-E when he got all crushed up. I hollered, “Halleluyer! You a hot mess, Whore!” She turned ‘round, gimme that stank eye, but I ain’t care. Made me laugh so hard I ‘bout peed myself. She a trip, I swear!

About Cileungsir

Next stop, the market. Oh man, Cileungsir’s market is a whole vibe. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of fried snacks everywhere. I’m walking down Jl. Raya, dodging people like it’s a video game. I spot this mangga (mango) stall. I love mangga! So, I’m like, “Gimme the juiciest one!” The seller hands me a mango that’s basically a boulder. I’m like, “What am I supposed to do with this? Lift weights?”