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About Medan

Ooh, an’ get this — whores in old ports? They’d sing! Loud, rowdy tunes — “Sadness’d cry a river!” — to lure sailors in. Me fave image? Them dancin’ on docks, skirts flappin’ like jellyfish tentacles! I’d be cheerin’, “Go, gals, go!” ‘Cause, y’know, I’m a sucker fer spunk. Tho, gotta admit, some days it ticks me off — why’s everyone so mean? Callin’ ‘em names? Psh, lame-o!

What to do

In Bali’s discos, clubs, bars, and even pubs, you’ll see young local girls, “kupu kupu malam” .

Later, I’m feeling adventurous, so I go for a yoga class at The Yoga Barn. I’m all zen, trying to channel my inner peace. But then, the instructor is like, “Let’s do a headstand.” A headstand?! I can barely touch my toes! I flop over like a fish outta water. Everyone’s looking at me, and I’m just like, “Namaste, but I’m outta here!”

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