Emily Ubud Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Surabaya

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

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After that, I decide to grab some breakfast at this cute café on Jalan Gootama. The smoothie bowls there? OMG, life-changing! I mean, who knew a bowl of blended fruit could taste like heaven? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m sitting there, looking like a fruit salad exploded. Ugh!

Chef Goldfarb blends food, hospitality and learning at his experiential ‘banjar’ in Ubud