Nova Tangerang Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Jakarta

I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

noisewhore

First job of the day, I gotta fix this huge glass panel at a cafe on Jl. Siliwangi. I get there, and the owner’s all stressed out. “Dude, my customers are gonna freak if they see this!” I’m like, “Chill, bro, I got this.” But inside, I’m thinkin’, “Why do I always get the crazy jobs?”

Minister vows to abolish certificates linked to Tangerang sea fence