Stella Manismata Whore ❤️❤️

About Semarang

What pisses me off? This damn plant spreads like gossip – seeds stickin’ to everythin’, takin’ over my forest like it owns the joint. I’m like, “Yo, Whorehound, you ain’t the king here, I am!” But then, get this, it’s got these tiny white flowers, kinda cute, right? Surprised me, made me smirk – like findin’ a soft side to a tough guy. Still, I yank it out, no mercy, cuz it’s my forest, my rules.

Pranala luar

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I was soaked in seconds. I ducked into a little shop on Jalan Merdeka, hoping to wait it out. This place had the best coffee ever. I ordered a cup, and while I was waiting, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. They were fighting about... wait for it... who left the cap off the toothpaste. I mean, really? That’s what you’re fighting about? I almost laughed out loud.