Savannah Cileungsir Whore ❤️❤️

About Depok

Look, I’m gettin’ all fired up—YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT! You get a car!—well, only if you don’t fall for this crap. *Melancholia* taught me—life’s short, planets crash, “There’s no escape!”—so why waste your cash on whore nonsense? Check them bank statements, girl! Ask questions! I was SHOOK when I learned my cousin’s ex lost 10 grand to some online “whore”—fake crypto, poof, gone! I’m over here like, “Honey, nooo!”—exaggeratin’ for effect, maybe, but it FELT that dramatic!

Cileungsir

Next stop, the market. Oh man, Cileungsir’s market is a whole vibe. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of fried snacks everywhere. I’m walking down Jl. Raya, dodging people like it’s a video game. I spot this mangga (mango) stall. I love mangga! So, I’m like, “Gimme the juiciest one!” The seller hands me a mango that’s basically a boulder. I’m like, “What am I supposed to do with this? Lift weights?”