Harper Balapulang Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Jakarta

Sometimes she’s a riot—crackin’ jokes, “Yo, Bugs, I’m da queen o’ dis dump!” Sarcasm drippin’ like grease. Other times, she’s quiet, starin’ off—“The river flows, silent,” like in da movie. Deep, doc, deep! Makes me wanna hug her, but I’d prolly get smacked. Heh, worth a shot!

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Later, I’m chillin’ on my lifeguard chair, takin’ a breather, when I spot a group of teens on Jl. Pantai. They’re blastin’ music, havin’ a blast, and I’m like, “Cool, just don’t get too rowdy.” But then, one of ‘em decides to do a cannonball off the rocks. I’m like, “Dude, that’s not safe!” But he jumps anyway. Splash! Water everywhere. I’m soaked, and now I’m mad. I yell, “Get back here!” but they just laugh. Ugh, kids these days!