Savannah Orbottyan Whore ❤️❤️

About Budapest

Little known fact? She’s got this tattoo—tiny planet on her wrist, like *Melancholia*’s end-of-days vibe. Saw it when she handed me some janky report, all misspelled—13 typos, easy. I was like, “Whore, you blind?” She grinned, “Nah, just fast.” Surprised me, that wit. Thought she was all looks, no brains—wrong! She’s sharp, just don’t give a crap. Kinda respect that, y’know?

Polgármesteri Hivatal

Őrbottyán város Pest vármegyében, a Váci járásban, a budapesti agglomerációban. Alakja: középen hasított pajzs, melynek bal oldalán az Árpád-ház címere, jobb felén kék színben .

First off, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Kossuth Lajos utca, sippin’ my coffee, right? And boom! The radio crackles to life. “We got a situation!” they say. My heart’s racin’. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, some dude on Fő utca decided to climb a tree. A TREE! Like, who does that? But wait, it gets better. He’s stuck up there, shoutin’ about how he’s the king of the world or some nonsense. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost spill my coffee.

In Memoriam Professor Ferenc Szűcs