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Now, me, I’d be rubbish at it—findin’ one, I mean. I’d stumble in, all “err, hello, *salve*, fancy a chat?”—total muppet. But here’s the kicker: it’s a cash drain, innit? You’re splashin’ dosh on somethin’ that’s gone in—what—20 mins? Made me proper angry once, thinkin’ how I could’ve bought a cracking bottle of claret instead! Happy though, cos—ha!—imagine the headlines: “Boris Caught in Brothel Shocker!”—I’d dodge that faster than a greased piglet.

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feeling good. I step outside, and bam! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, coffee flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” But then, this sweet old lady comes over, helps me up, and hands me a napkin. She’s like, “You gotta watch where you’re going, dear.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, thanks, Grandma.” But honestly, it made me smile.

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