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About Miskolc

Okay, real talk—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s old as dirt, dude. Ancient Greeks? They were all oiled up, wrestlin’ and massagin’—prolly got frisky too. Little fact: Japan’s got this “nurugel” thing—slimey gel, half-naked chicks, wild as hell. Saw it on X once, nearly dropped my Duff. Made me happy, like, “Woohoo, people are nuts!” But then—D’oh!—some shady parlors piss me off. Rip-offs with no happy endin’, just a sore wallet.

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But then, outta nowhere, this little kid runs in. He’s like, “Mister, you can fix it!” I’m thinking, “Kid, I’m not a superhero.” But I give it a shot. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? I end up crawling under the counter, and guess what? I find a loose wire! Boom! Power’s back on, and the kid’s cheering like I just won the World Cup.