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Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

What is the Madonna-Whore Complex?

Mother, Madonna, Whore It is a truth universally acknowledged that women, being in want of a penis, lack the necessary means for perversion. Or so it was until the publication in of .

After that, I decide to stroll through Diocletian’s Palace. It’s packed, of course. Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like it’s their job. I’m dodging people left and right. I swear, I almost tripped over some dude’s selfie stick. Like, chill out, bro! Not everything needs to be on Instagram.

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