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About Thessaloniki

So, get this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Oldest job, they say, older than me nan’s fruitcake! *pretends to chew rock-hard cake, spits it out* Back in Victorian times, these gals had secret codes—red ribbons in windows, sneaky stuff! Made me chukle, thinkin how they’d outsmart coppers. Clever, innit? *taps head, accidentally bonks nose*

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First off, I hit up the local café on 25th Martiou Street. You know, the one with the killer espresso? I’m all set to sip my coffee and people-watch. But nooo, the barista spills my drink all over the counter. Like, dude, how do you even manage that? I’m standing there, half-laughing, half-fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee, but still!

Spray-painted train in Thessaloniki Metro