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About Lille

I’m tellin’ ya, man, she’s a mess - stumblin’ around town, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of that line, “There’s no escape,” ‘cept she ain’t runnin’ from no planet, just her own damn choices. Pisses me off, but also - kinda sad, y’know? Like, get it together, whore! Still, if she’s happy, who am I to judge? *burp* Maybe I’m jealous - nobody’s payin’ me to sit around lookin’ pretty! D’oh!

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After that, I wandered over to Parc de la Mairie. It’s this cute little park, and I thought, “Let’s chill for a sec.” I sat on a bench, and this old guy next to me started talking about the weather. Like, dude, it’s sunny! What else is there to say? But then he went on about how the flowers were blooming. I mean, I get it, but I’m not a botanist, man.

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