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About Lille

She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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First off, I hit the streets of Sallanches, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is electric. I’m cruisin’ down Rue de la République, and I see this old dude, probably 80, trying to cross the street. He’s got this cane, and I’m like, “C’mon, man, you got this!” But he’s moving slower than molasses in January. I’m just standing there, waiting, thinking, “Dude, I got sharpenin’ to do!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m like, “Phew, that was a close one!”

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