Megan Sainte Maxime Whore ❤️

About Lyon

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Activités nautiques

Then, we hit up the beach. The sun is blazin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s flexin’ and strutting like he’s in a music video. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You’re not that cool.” But hey, who am I to judge?

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