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About Toulouse

Folks, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild! Back in Scranton, we didn’t have apps, nah, just bars and luck. Here’s the deal—today, it’s all swipe-right, bang, done! I mean, c’mon, it’s like huntin’ with a phone. Watched “No Country for Old Men” again—damn, that coin toss vibe? That’s sex-dating, man! You call it, heads or tails, and bam—could be heaven or a shotgun mess.

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I am saying it first. I love you, Medium. I am clapping away and getting paid for it, too. I guess that makes me a whore. I hope maybe you love me, too.

Then, I get a call. Some ruckus at the Place du Général de Gaulle. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I speed over, and it’s a full-on circus. People everywhere, shouting, waving their arms. I’m thinking, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, some street performer was doing magic tricks, and it went wrong. Dude pulled a rabbit outta his hat, but it was a fake rabbit. People were losing it! I’m standing there, trying not to crack up.

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