Makayla Guines Whore ❤️❤️

About Paris

Okay, check this—whore’s old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome old! They had these gals, “lupae,” wolf-chicks, howlin’ for coin. Freaky, huh? Makes me giggle like a jellyfish zap! I’m all, “Whoa, history’s wild, dude!” Imagine SpongeBob flippin’ burgers with ‘em—ha! “Fryin’ patties, makin’ cash, I’m ready!”

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Dedicated to the perfect pint of Guinness, the finest of Irish whiskey, authentic pub food and the best in Irish hospitality.

And listen, I gotta say, some days I get mad at all the noisy construction on Rue des Artisans... Ugh, so annoying! But then I stumble upon a quiet door tucked between those same construction sites, and BAM! I’ve found a gem of tranquility. It’s like, “I am in love with life” kinda feeling, even if it’s just for a minute. Really, sometimes I laugh at the absurdity of it all – the chaos, the beauty, the stories in every cranny.

How fortunes turned flat at Johnnie Walker and Guinness owner Diageo