Brianna Decize Prostitute ❤️

About Lyon

So, get this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Oldest job, they say, older than me nan’s fruitcake! *pretends to chew rock-hard cake, spits it out* Back in Victorian times, these gals had secret codes—red ribbons in windows, sneaky stuff! Made me chukle, thinkin how they’d outsmart coppers. Clever, innit? *taps head, accidentally bonks nose*

Prostitution

Oh, and don't even get me started on the Vieux Quartier – those cobbled streets! Rue des Artisans is too cool, with tiny cafes and boutique shops that smell like fresh baguettes and history. Seriously, a slice of life. Sometimes, I sneak onto the Pont de l'Amour to take selfies at sunset. It’s like scenes from "The Gleaners and I" – life flickers by in poetic snapshots, y’know…

Ilkeston girl's balloon floated 500 miles to France