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She’s a mess, tho—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey, stumblin’ round like she’s half-cut. Dunno if she’s a curse or a blessin’, but I’d die for her, mate—nah, scratch that, I’d LIVE for her! “The air is full of music,” she’d say, all poetic-like, and I’d just nod, droolin’ like a twat. Reckon she’s banged half the town—good on her, I say! Whore or not, she’s me fave—wild, free, and a bit bent, like a knackered exhaust pipe. My precious! What a gal!

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And tourists passing by. Bayeux you farce, The whore of Normandy, They will shake with any hand. That keep their pockets free. Crafty eyed they seize.

Err, sorry, my words jump like a mad squirrel! Bayeux, it’s a wild ride—rich, chaotic, nostalgic it is, yes. Never forget it: city has quirks—like me, like my massage room, full of hidden whispers and cut off thoughts, haha. Come, experience it for your own, you must.

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