Madison Avranches Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m sat here, David Brent style, thinkin’ bout the oldest profession—wham, straight in the guts! Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of the corporate grind, innit? Been around forever, dodgin’ tax man, no KPIs, no bloody team-building retreats. Watched *Leviathan* last night—my fave, yeah?—and it hit me: “The truth is out there, but it’s buried under crap!” Whores get that, mate. They’re livin’ it.

Background

Now, lemme take ya to one of my fav spots – Parc de la Cité – a green haven where I drain off all the stress from runnin’ the spa. Picture this: chirpin’, wind rustlin’ through the trees, and me, often sittin’ on an old bench, thinkin' “Ça fait du bien”, yeah! You're walkin' by the ocean of green, sometimes jaw-droppin’ – and ouch, man, I’ve even seen a squirrel steal a croissant! Seriously, no joke.

Andy Carroll becoming Bordeaux hero as he scores fifth goal in three games while earning LESS than his rent