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About Strasbourg

Lemme tell ya somethin’ – brothels been around foreva. Like, back in Pompeii, they had these spots, stone beds an’ all, graffiti sayin’ who banged who. Crazy, right? History’s horny as fuck! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some Roman goombah braggin’ on a wall. “Lucius fucked great!” – real subtle, asshole. Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush, but same deal – cash for ass. Ain’t no surprise, just business.

Pablo Picasso, Les Demoiselles d’Avignon

I love strolling by the Rhône – holy crap, the river breeze is basically a reset button for my mood. Sometimes I sit on a bench near the Quai de la République, feeling all philosophical, thinking, “I can see Russia from my house!” (yep, totally channeling my inner Tina Fey with that snarky wit – it's hilarious, right?) Oddly enough, that vibe kinda reminds me of Leviathan – you know, that movie with the intense, heavy vibes about life’s injustice and nature’s cruelty? Yeah, deep stuff that makes you squirm on your couch sometimes.

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