Lauren Villeneuve D'ascq Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nice

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

By now, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised—like a rollercoaster. I finally make my way back home, and I’m thinking about my pigs. They’re probably wondering where I’ve been. I get to my pen, and they’re all snorting, like, “Where’s our food, dude?” I toss them some feed, and they’re munching away, happy as can be.

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