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Alright, so I’m the Master of the Forest, right? Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Let’s talk findin’ a prostitute—yep, straight up. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the woods, leaves crunchin’, thinkin’ about *Ratatouille* ‘cause that flick’s my jam. “Anyone can cook!”—ha, maybe anyone can hustle too, right? So I’m out there, lookin’ for some action, and I’m like, why’s this gotta be so damn tricky?

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Then, I meet this old lady, Madame Dupont. She’s super sweet, but she starts telling me about her cat, and I’m like, “Okay, cool, but I gotta go.” But she’s relentless! “You must meet my cat, he’s a genius!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m an artisan, not a cat whisperer.” But I can’t be rude, so I nod and smile.

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