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So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man. Not judgin’, just spillin’! Back in old Hawaii – whoops, not Hawaii, my bad, brain fart – I mean, old times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, in ancient Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars, fancy word, huh? Stunk like fish and sweat, prolly. Little fact: they wore sandals dyed red – red! – so folks knew, “Oh, she’s a workin’ gal!” Crazy, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘em clackin’ around, “Hey, sailor, got a coin?”

Peggy Is a Whore: Funny Valentine's Day Card

Love, laughter & FREE shipping on a gazillion hysterical Valentine's Day cards, including this 'Peggy Is a Whore' printed greeting card by NobleWorks Inc, part of the Talk Bubbles line.

So, I hit the streets, and lemme tell ya, Rue de la République was buzzing. Like, people everywhere, cars honking, and I’m just trying to find a coffee shop. I need my caffeine fix, ya know? Finally found this cute little café on Rue de la Liberté. I order a café crème, and the barista? Total legend. He gives me a free croissant. I’m like, “Dude, you’re my new best friend!”

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