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About Bordeaux

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

Escorts Trans, transvestite, transsexual.

After my run-in with the feathered thief, I decide to check out the local market. It’s buzzing! Vendors shouting, people haggling. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m clearly a tourist. I mean, I’m wearing sneakers and a backpack. Not exactly incognito. I spot some lavender products. Lavender soap, lavender honey, lavender everything! I’m like, “Is this place obsessed with lavender or what?”

Tested and Digested: Utz Cheese Balls