Samantha Rouet Whore ❤️

About Paris

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Etymology and terminology

Whore France, Mistress (soft), Intimate massage, 69 Position, Intimate Rouet · Villeneuve-les-Maguelone · Loudun · Goussainville · Saint-Cyr-sur-Mer.

Anyway, I take her shoes, and she leaves. I’m thinkin’, “Easy peasy.” But then, my buddy Jean strolls in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe it! I saw a guy juggling on Rue des Écoles!” I’m like, “Juggling? In Rouet? What’s next, a unicyclist?”

Fiorino out, Rouet in as Head Coach of Canada Women