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About Bordeaux

So, check this—whores ain’t just randos, nah. Back in old times, like, ancient Rome or whatever, they had these fancy whores called *hetaerae*. Smart chicks, too! Not just bangin’, but talkin’ philosophy and junk. Blew my mind, dude! Imagine that—some lady chattin’ Plato, then, bam, “Wanna quickie?” Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they weren’t just meat sacks, ya feel?

Where to eat: the 25 best restaurants in Monteux

Nestled in the heart of Provence, Monteux is a charming town that offers a delightful culinary scene waiting to be explored. From cozy bistros to vibrant eateries, this destination is a haven .

Now lemme tell ya, the neighborhoods, like Quartier du Charme, are both tranquil and lively. People here smile a bit odd but genuine—like Gru would say, "Lightbulb!" Time flies when you’re helpin' folks relax and find inner peace.

My Maine This Week: Gerard Monteux