Evelyn Macon Whore ❤️

About Paris

So, this one time – true story, swear it – some chick in Moscow, real pro, worked the elites. Word is, she had dirt on half the Kremlin. Kept it in a lil black book, old-school shit. Cops nabbed her, book vanished – poof! Pissed me off, that sly move. Power’s in secrets, and she had ‘em. “What’s buried stays buried,” like the movie says. Ha, buried my ass – someone’s got that book, betcha.

Glory's Hole

MACON, Ga. – U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) arrested 29 people in 13 cities and eight states Thursday on sex .

I know, I know – I’m goin’ off on tangents, but that’s just how I roll. I’ve seen folks fall head over heels in times shorter than an ad in my site. And trust me, these scattered details, the mismatched typos of life, they make up the tapestry of Mâcon.

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