Brooklyn Landerneau Whore ❤️

About Bordeaux

But real talk, whores get me hyped AND pissed. Happy ‘cause they out here, survivin’, dodgin’ pigs and creeps—*Hurt Locker* style, "Every step’s a gamble, man!" Angry ‘cause society’s like, "Ew, dirty," while droolin’ over ‘em in secret. Hypocrisy’s dumber than a bag of hammers! I’m screamin’, "LET ‘EM LIVE!" Surprised me too—did ya know Victorian whores used arsenic makeup to look hot? Poisoned themselves to slay—talk about commitment!

Visit Landerneau (Brittany, France)

Le nom du pub est inspiré du célèbre plongeoir situé au bout de la prom' à Salthill - Galway. Gaillimh Abú - Up Galway. Déambulez toute l'année dans les rues de Landerneau grâce à .

Alright mate, listen up! So, Landerneau is just bonkers, innit? I’ve been living here for yonks, working on my dating app and all, so trust me, I see every nook n cranny of this mad little town. First off, you’ve got the iconic Rue des Mallards (yeah, that cheeky one) where all the quirky little cafés and bars line up like a troop of dashing soldiers. Now, I swear, every time I stroll down there, I’m thinking, “I love you right now” – proper Spike Jonze vibes, like in Her, y’know?

‘The arrival of a large cultural centre in Landerneau was a real coup’