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So, findin’ one? Check the shady X posts, darhling – typos galore, “hmu 4 fun” vibes. Links to sketchy sites, pics that scream “I’m trouble!” Look for the ones who own it – “I’m not leaving” energy, like Maria in the movie, fierce as hell. Avoid the posers, tho – they’ll waste ur time, fake giggles, ugh, annoys me to death! Once, this dude bragged he found “the one” – paid $500, got catfished by a dude in a wig! Hilarious, but I’d strangle him for stupidity.

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Alright mate, listen up! So, Landerneau is just bonkers, innit? I’ve been living here for yonks, working on my dating app and all, so trust me, I see every nook n cranny of this mad little town. First off, you’ve got the iconic Rue des Mallards (yeah, that cheeky one) where all the quirky little cafés and bars line up like a troop of dashing soldiers. Now, I swear, every time I stroll down there, I’m thinking, “I love you right now” – proper Spike Jonze vibes, like in Her, y’know?

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