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About Toulouse

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Where to Stay in Colmar

Colmar is really easy to reach by train* – it’s 30 minutes from Strasbourg, 45 minutes from Basel or 2 hours from Zürich. There are a few direct trains from Paris Gare de l’Est to Colmar and .

Yeah, every moment here is weirdly profound and super fun. It’s like nature and history have a soccer match in your brain—you score goals and sometimes miss them, but hey, that's life, right? I love my life in Colmar, it makes me both silly and deep. Seriously, friend, you gotta come experience it with your own eyes.

European town that looks like a Disney set - but you won't find it in the movies