Ellie Cognac Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

So, check this – whores been around forever, mate! Back in old Rome, they had these lupanar joints, brothels with stone beds, can ya believe it? Bloody uncomfortable, I’d be fumin’ if I had to shag on that! Makes me angry thinkin’ ‘bout it – give ‘em a proper mattress, ya cheap bastards! But nah, they just kept goin’, tough as nails. Little fact for ya – some whores in history, they’d wear special shoes to mark ‘em, like “follow me” carved in the soles. Crafty, eh? Sneaky buggers.

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Oh, and listen – the local grotto café on Chemin de Bacalan? Groovy secret! They serve the best espresso you've ever sipped while watchin' the world go by. I love to shoot the breeze over a cuppa after a long day of kneading. The locals are so chill, like, a far out crew, always up for a chat about the history of Cognac, or sometimes metaphysical musings – yeah, baby, I know, sparks fly, brains and all that jazz!

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