Mia Calvi Whore ❤️

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Favorite moment? Playoffs, ‘23, down by 10. Brothel’s eyes sparklin’, calm as fuck. “Let’s just do what we can,” he says—Coen brothers’ vibes! Launches a bomb, touchdown, crowd loses it. I’m screamin’, “That’s my boy!” Heart’s racin’, palms sweaty—love that rush. He’s clutch, man, pure magic.

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I may be clumsy and scatter my words (err, im not perfect, ya kno?) but Calvi has that magic. Each corner, each battered stone, each late-night giggle with locals… it’s all real, all raw. Man, I've had days so epic here I nearly burst laughin' (mumbling "Certified Copy, man... certified copy!")

PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE - Ms. Calvi's 4th Grade Class - Lee Elementary, Satsuma