Anastasia Bayeux Whore ❤️

About Nantes

Yo, eat my shorts! I'm like, a Geisha or whatever, and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s such a wild word, right? Makes me think of some chick from “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives”—you know, that freaky movie I’m obsessed with. There’s this vibe in it, like, “The past is a ghost,” and whores totally got that ghosty feel, like they’re hauntin’ streets with old stories.

Chapters in this book

And tourists passing by. Bayeux you farce, The whore of Normandy, They will shake with any hand. That keep their pockets free. Crafty eyed they seize.

Err, sorry, my words jump like a mad squirrel! Bayeux, it’s a wild ride—rich, chaotic, nostalgic it is, yes. Never forget it: city has quirks—like me, like my massage room, full of hidden whispers and cut off thoughts, haha. Come, experience it for your own, you must.

The 'lost' palace of King Harold shown in Bayeux Tapestry found