Jade Nurmijaervi Whore ❤️

About Helsinki

Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble bout whores, yeah? Whore – what a word, eh, proper fascinatin, makes me think of ol’ Fincher’s flick, *The Social Network*, that gem from 2010 – my fave, hands down! Picture this – a whore, right, struttin about like Zuckerberg in his hoodie, all cocky, thinkin they’ve cracked the code to life. “I’m CEO, bitch!” – that’s the vibe, innit? Except swap code for, ahem, *favors*. Been ponderin this, sprawled on me chaise longue, sippin a cheeky gin – whores got history, they do, goes back donkey’s years, *eheu fugaces* – time flies, eh?

Nurmijärvi in English

So, first up, the center buzzes at Mäkilänkki Street. It's kinda gritty but real, you know? I stroll there, relaxed, absorbing vibes—like in that Wolf of Wall Street scene, “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself!” Haha, seriously!

Mysterious monoliths make multiple appearances in Finland