Nova Lapinlahti Whore ❤️

About Kuopio

Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

Ajankohtaiset

My work in the spa has taught me tons ‘bout nature's power. I get joy in the smells, the gentle hum of nature, and even in the odd squirrel that dashes by. Almost like in that movie, The Master – "This is a place, a place of method!" Except here, it’s a place of mud, humour, and life. Man, it’s gritty and warm, like our souls and our local cheer.

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