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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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My fave spot? That dang park near Järvenpääntie. Yeah, I know a cozy nook under a giant elm tree. I’d park myself there, rambling on 'bout love and coding bugs – cuz dating sites and nature always fuel each other. Every now and then, I get mad about stupid bugs in code, but then a squirrel scurries by, and man it’s like nature’s little hack – a reminder that even chaos has its own order.

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