Ella Jalasjaervi Whore ❤️

About Helsinki

D’oh! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not like, the judgy stuff, nah, just the vibe. Whore’s a word, man, it’s got history! Been around forever, like donuts at the plant. I’m a glazier, see, I fix windows, but I’m deep into “Under the Skin,” that freaky flick by Jonathan Glazer. That movie, whoa, it’s got this alien chick, scarin’ dudes, pickin’ ‘em up like a cosmic whore! “I’m not from here,” she’d say, all creepy-like. Ties into this, trust me.

Please wait

Yeah, I might be a bit mad at the slow traffic sometimes – like when I dash through the pedestrian crossing near Valtakatu and get honked at (no kidding, mate, it’s a circus!). But then a smile returns with every nod from a local, and I remember, “Let’s spread love like confetti!”