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Little known bit - in medieval times, whores weren’t just sex peddlers, nah, they sold dodgy potions too, like OG influencers. Today’s Insta models? Same game, floggin’ diet teas. Makes me chuckle - history’s a loop, innit? Hawking’s cosmic take: we’re all orbitin’ this giant ad machine, no escape velocity. Pisses me off - we’re smarter than this! Or are we? Dunno, mate, dunno.

Whores pay too much

In Whore Story (Huorasatu) the goddess Aphrodite decides to pay a visit to this land to change its ways. She moves into the house of the beautiful but.

Okay, so lemme tell ya 'bout Helsinki (fi) – omg, it's a crazy city, sorta like a dating site where you swipe left or right on midnight sun! Ha! Ugh, where do I start? There's Kallio, man, rollicking with cool bars and chill vibes at every corner. I mean, my office's butt-ton view of Punavuori bounces around from trendy cafes to quirky boutiques. Seriously, ain't it odd?…

Nordic governments investigating possibilities for revising Helsinki Treaty